Hello, this is Kazak the wizard. It has come to my attention that there is some confusion about our… “organization”. I really don’t see why, but allow me to clarify.
I’m sure you’ve heard stories about a ragtag group of unlikely allies, bound by a common cause. We’re like that. But our “common cause” is profit.
I don’t like the term “evil”. I prefer to think of it as cultural differences between those fancy-shmancy humans,elves,and dwarves… and monsters. By the way you guys were the ones that called US the monsters. The bloody feud between our people is on you.
Any way there isn’t a whole lot of competition for the position of mercenary adventurer group for monsters. Because we killed most of the competition. Again, cultural differences.
– Kazak ATONBleTUJUQUIMM
P.S. ATONBleTUJUQUIMM is a perfectly normal name in orc culture. Don’t judge me.